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WELL, HELLO THERE

A question of proper introductions:

What is the best way to charm a one night stand into becoming an often night stand?

LISTEN:

Like any new habit, it’s best to start first thing in the morning.  Once you’ve nuzzled a hungover mammal awake, extend your right hand and politely introduce yourself.  When you have the name(s) down, you may then solicit such information as how one prefers their morning eggs prepared and how one takes one’s coffee.

Please avoid using your new friends name in an over-zealous attempt to memorize it for later use (like saying good-bye in 15 or 20 minutes) or indeed to jog your own memory.  It reeks of actualization and affirmation sessions, and nothing is creepier that early in the morning than perhaps a new acquaintance screaming “I love you” from the street outside.

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