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A curious or questioning question:

Our long time neighbors sold their house recently, and while we are sad to see them go, it was the right decision for them.  However, the people who bought it are two men.  I don’t know if they’re a “couple” or not.  They might be brothers.  How could I find out?

LISTEN:

Well, Labor Day is almost here.  Wait until the day after and put on some white shoes.  If you hear a scream, you’ll know.

Or you could, you know, introduce yourself and ask how long they’ve been together.  If they say “Since birth,” you’ll know they’re brothers.

You better hope they’re gay, cause if they are your property values are about to go way up.

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