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MOVE, BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY

This is the theme song for the person:

Who wants to turn left.  From a residential street.  Into two-way traffic.  During rush hour.  MAKE THE BLOCK, JESUS CHRIST…

Who pushes their cart in front of you, then turns their back to scan the opposite side of the aisle in the store.

Who starts into a crosswalk late and saunters to the other side of the street.

Who rides their bike in the car lane as opposed to the bike lane.

Of course the well mannered person wouldn’t dream of saying these things aloud.  No, they would wait patiently, whisper “Excuse me,” and or safely on the left.

If you have your radio turned way up when you’re driving, however…

 

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