I used to live next door to an old lady who would give me jars full of jam and come over to my house to instruct me on what chores I needed to do for her that weekend. Usually something like – untangling her wind-chimes, or getting a heavy blender out of her cabinet. Nothing […]
Concern over equations brings this: I’ve never heard about that “age equation” for how much to spend on a bottle of wine. Where did you hear it? Is it written down? You can’t just make up rules. LISTEN: Can’t I? I don’t see anyone else running around trying to claim the mantle of etiquette, so […]
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A mispronunciation boondoggle: What do you say when someone mispronounces a word – or worse – corrects your pronunciation of a word incorrectly!? I brought out the dictionary, but I think I might have hurt my friend’s feelings a little. LISTEN: When you say they corrected you incorrectly, did they slap the shit out of […]
Friday, November 30, 2012
Or full of shit. When you encounter someone – say, at a cocktail party – who says that their only motivation is to help others, you should excuse yourself immediately and go help yourself. To another drink. Otherwise you are in for a wonderful night of passive-aggressive accusations that you, yourself, are not open to love, […]
Friday, November 16, 2012
YNTQ is hungover today. Here is an obviously auto-generated spam comment, presented as avant garde poetry. — Nike Pas Cher Happiness is mostly a parfum it is impossible dans le but de entirely on some […]
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Thursday, November 15, 2012
An incensed reader complains: For an etiquette blog you’re (sic) advice is kind of rude. I guess those who can’t do teach. LISTEN: First of all, you’ve misplaced your comma. You’ve accidentally turned it upside down and used it an apostrophe. Second, you have an extra e there. Let’s see if I can find a use […]
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
The Shortest Horror Story: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Frederic Brown LISTEN: It was probably just a Jehovah’s Witness. And they’re not that scary. They’re quite friendly, in fact – and more than happy to go away and knock on someone else’s […]
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A concerned commentary: I thought this stupid blog was supposed to be about etiquette. What’s with the voting crap? LISTEN: The real issue, my dearest friend, is that ultimately it is my blog, so if I wander around a bit, tough tits. But since you mentioned it, let me just say this: I don’t care who […]
An insulated introspection: With the election coming up, I have found it very handy to see what people post on facebook. Now I know who to delete! If I see someone supporting insert the opponent’s name of the guy you support here, I know that getting rid of them is the best thing to do for my […]
An unfriendly friend freaks out: I have a friend on facebook – and a friendly acquaintance in real life – who is in the same line of work that I am in, though in a completely different school of thought (in our field). He frequently, almost exclusively – posts condescending remarks about my segment of […]