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Category Archives: Pets

YOU’RE IN TROUBLE

An urgent question: My dog peed all over this woman wearing a bikini while sun-tanning on the beach.  “Sorry, but you are at a dog beach,” was all I could think to say.  Help me for the next time this happens, because there will be a next time. LISTEN: This is not quite what I had […]

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BARUCH DAYAN HA’EMET

An old-age question: What is the proper etiquette surrounding pet funerals?  Do we bring cakes and pies?  Do we sit Shiva?  Do different kinds of pets require greater reverence – Dog vs. Guinea Pig?  Is it ok to say that you think that they do? LISTEN: Do you generally bring a cake to a funeral? The proper etiquette at […]

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LITTLE BIRD

A question of life or death: My little dog keeps killing birds.  What should I tell her? LISTEN: You need to quit.

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